DISCLAIMER: The distinguished author has a manic tendency to grossly exaggerate things(strictly for comic purposes), and the things mentioned in his blog may bear very little verisimilitude. Any factual inaccuracies are not inadvertent, but have been put forth with deliberate malicious and sadistic intent to create a Kafkaesque milieu so that the reader can connect with the story better. The  resemblance of any character to any person, living or dead, is purely intentional. The exceptionally talented author would also like to make it clear that he doesn’t tolerate censure of his posts, and those who have complaints against the posts are forewarned to keep it to themselves. In other words, all those suckers who do not like the posts can shove their opinions up their big fat arses.  Finally, His Brilliance would also like to make it known that all His works of art are copylefted. Ergo, read at your own peril.

On a slightly more serious note, I would like to mention that this blog contains an eclectic juxtaposition of both bona fide and surreal situations, and not just figments of my imagination. Finally, no offence is intended to anyone in particular.

P.S: The author likes using simple words.